Parent to Teacher

Parent to TeacherSize: 4x6 you're an awesome teacher keep that shit up thanks for teaching our kids to think now start the summer with a drink thank you for being my teacher you must really like a challenge many thanks from my offspring who rarely read directions uses their inside voice listens at all checks their work mutes their mic without you they'd be straight up stupid please don't quit i suck at homeschooling

we will raise this wounded world into a wondrous one

-said no husband ever

“He’ll change

the world needs more incredible humans like you

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one cries because one is sad for example i cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad

dance it out

you had me at hello send dog pics send cat pics "i hate everyone too" "we can make it look like an accident"

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he/him she/her they/them ze/zir ze/hir hello my pronouns are non boo-nary ghost gender is a social construct nonbinary symbol pride lgbtqia

i own you mug life today's good mood sponsored by coffee first i drink the coffee then i do the things what the frapp i don't know what i'd do without coffee probably 25 to life that's what i do i drink coffee and i know things coffee & gansta rap maybe swearing will help a cup of get shit done damn it feels good to be a gangsta what a brewtiful day  i cannot brain today i has the dumb it's a beautiful day to leave me alone life is stupid and dumb may your coffee kick in before reality does